eat your greens

 


REDRUM



This might be a photo from a few weeks back, but my desk always looks like this.

Kattenkabinet, Amsterdam

 
The Cat Cabinet was founded in commemoration of a red tom-cat called John Pierpont Morgan, a much loved companion of Bob Meijer. JP Morgan would get special gifts on his birthday, including a bronze statue, painted portraits and a book full of cat themed limericks. There was even a commissioned dollar bill with his face on (JP Morgan must have been one hell of a cat to earn those gifts). Bob Meijer's beautiful house, in a rather posh area of Amsterdam, is now a museum filled with cat based art work, incredible painted ceilings and even real-live cats and kittens wondering around. I'm not going to lie, I squealed when I walked into the first room. Nestled among renaissance paintings, ceramic figurines and huge advertisement posters, sat Picasso's 'Le Chat'. Oh, and a Rembrandt kitty painting too. I took too many photos and probably pissed off the kitten I kept chasing.
It was everything I hoped it would be.
 
 


 
Of course there's a painting of a cat in a trap, why wouldn't there be?





 
There was a table with an odd taxidermy-type-maybe hairy cat thing, surrounded by visitors drawings and notes of love for the Kattenkabinet





observational drawing in Vondelpark, Amsterdam










 
 
A much needed pit-stop in Vondelpark (we pretty much walked the whole of Amsterdam) turned into a perfect opportunity to draw. I quickly scribbled passers-by and watched people cycling with dogs in their baskets or trying to use their selfie stick while peddling.
I wish I could stitch this quickly, making observational embroideries of things.

Amsterdam



 
 


 
(I'm not, like, 7 foot tall. I was stood on a step)


 
 
 
Amsterdam is bloody beautiful when the sun's shining. I'd go back again in a heartbeat.
I cried at Anne Frank's house.

detail



 
 
Or, as internet thesaurus just told me: 'meat and potatoes'.
(More words here)

I'll bet he times it right so his Pot Noodle ain't crispy



Quick warm up drawings of Jay - Z. I really want to make a zine, or maybe a giant embroidery (probably a zine then) of Jay - Z and his actual 99 problems. Worrying about what Mr. Z worries about keeps playing on my mind.


{edit} OH EM GEE I'M GOING TO TURN IT INTO A TAPESTRY. A full on, mile long, proper tapestry.
Life goal number 28 then.

"since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse"

 
 
I'M A GANSTER, BUT Y'ALL KNEW THAT, said Snoop Dogg. Of course you are Mr. Dogg, with a name like Snoop we never questioned your authority on being a gangstaaaaar. However, maybe he's right? Who needs gold chains and guns, or an Italian accent and horses heads on stand-by to be valued as a gangster? Celebrate your ironically un-gangster ways with vintage reworked embroideries!

maybe, baby


Sentimental ( adjective ) 
 
1. expressive of or appealing to sentiment, especially the tender emotions and feelings, as love, pity, or nostalgia: a sentimental song.
2. pertaining to or dependent on sentiment : "We kept the old photograph for purely sentimental reasons"
3. weakly emotional; mawkishly susceptible or tender: "the sentimental Victorians"
4. characterized by or showing sentiment or refined feeling.

it's not the answer

 
 
So, over on Etsy, you can now no longer see my rudest of embroideries, in their entirety, in the images for the listings. I also have to use little * things instead of letters for swear words. I also have to highlight and tag that they are 'mature' listings. Probably for the best, I guess. One day, I'll make that website that my friends keep telling me they'll help me make, and I'll make it exclusively RUDE and just sell all the soft bollocks stuff on Etsy. Or maybe I'll start making something different.
Or I'll just stay doing what I'm doing.
www.intwosandthrees.etsy.com

double double (doughnut burger)

 


Did you know that I now offer double pet portraits as an actual real life option over in my Etsy shop? Yup. You can read up on the details over here.

And I just really want a double cheese burger, and those doughnut burgers look bonkers good.

it's not all cuss cuss cuss (not always anyway)



Probably one of my favourite embroideries, it will be hard to part with or sell on. I know, shock/horror it's not covered in obscenities. This original vintage embroidery was in some serious need of love and attention. It was washed, ironed and had the edges and some of the floral details re-stitched. I don't often shout about that, but, just because I use vintage tray cloths doesn't mean it's all done for me. More often than not, they need some extra care and attention (not just the added text etc). But hey, saves them from being thrown out right?
Repurposed, re-loved, re-imagined.

50p

 

for a little plastic sandwich bag filled with dodgy half melted/badly painted animals and 2 amazing space men. They'll be my new drawing buddies and endless source of amusement when I bring them out of my handbag.
Charity shops are my weakness, but they always deliver, and I always win.

never changes




Always floral, always mini, always cunt.